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Woman Putting Off Big Daunting Task Completes Three Smaller Daunting Tasks

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Reductress

6 Work-From-Home Tips From Jack Torrance

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Slackjaw

Do You Have The Bandwidth To Make Love To Me Tonight?

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Slackjaw

Adorbs! The 7 Cutest Celebrity Babies That Will Amass More Wealth In A Month Than You Will In Your Entire Life 

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FlexxMag

Mamma Mia! This Woman Used the Grease From Her Quarantine Hair to Make a Gorgeous Margherita Pizza

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Reductress

How to Assert Your Dominance Over Gen Z by Turning Your Side Part Into a Full Combover

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Reductress

Woman Flicking Boogers Around Apartment as If She Doesn’t Own Every Piece of Furniture in It

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Reductress

The 7 Bridesmaids You’ll Definitely Have at Your Wedding

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Little Old Lady Comedy

Low-Rise Jean War I & War II Survivor Speaks Out

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Italian Mom Wants to Know Whena You Giva Da Grandchild to Her

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Our Last Port Is A Hospital, And Other Ways We’re Making Our Cruise Ship Totally Safe Again

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The Belladonna Comedy

QUIZ: Is it Zoom Fatigue or the Constant Burden of Being Alive?

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Reductress

How To Enjoy ‘WAP’ Even Though Your Antidepressant Gives You ‘DAP’

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Reductress

We Eat 8 Spiders in Our Sleep Per Year and One of Them is a Girlboss

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Enormous Zit Doing Its Part To Keep Woman Indoors

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Reductress

How to Focus Today When All You Can Think About Is That Meghan Markle Used to Work at a Place Called ‘Humphrey Yogart’

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Reductress

Trick Or Treatment? 8 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes That Are Just PPE

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FlexxMag

5 Bodysuits That Say ‘I Just Move It To The Side When I Pee’

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The Pink Canoe

Move Over, ‘Cottagecore’: Here’s Why I Fantasize About Living In An Old Mine Shaft

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Design Your Dream Home And We’ll Tell You Why You’ll Be Renting Forever 

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FlexxMag

I’m The Box Of Wires You’ve Had For Five Years And You Forgot Our Anniversary

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Slackjaw

Why I Got A Forever Tramp Stamp To Save The USPS

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FlexxMag

How to Pretend You Aren’t Vaccinated so You Don’t Have to Do Stuff

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Reductress

REPORT: Woman Taking High Shower Just Lives There Now

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Reductress

Dead Leaves More Ominous This Year

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Reductress

Sleep Paralysis Demon Not Loving the Most Recent Bedroom Renovations You Made

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Reductress

Bold! This Recipe Assumes You Have Tarragon

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Reductress

How I Finally Proved I Was a ‘Chill Girl’ by Moving Into an Airstream (And You Can Too!)

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Sally Mag

‘Women Are Just Better At Managing The Kids,’ Says Husband With Four Different Fantasy Football Leagues

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Op-Ed: Cancel Culture Is Real And Bad Because—Oh Wait, Never Mind, He's Doing Shows Again

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FlexxMag

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