How to Focus Today When All You Can Think About Is That Meghan Markle Used to Work at a Place Called ‘Humphrey Yogart’

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Reductress

Why I Got A Forever Tramp Stamp To Save The USPS

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FlexxMag

We Eat 8 Spiders in Our Sleep Per Year and One of Them is a Girlboss

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Enormous Zit Doing Its Part To Keep Woman Indoors

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Reductress

Woman Putting Off Big Daunting Task Completes Three Smaller Daunting Tasks

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Reductress

Trick Or Treatment? 8 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes That Are Just PPE

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FlexxMag

5 Bodysuits That Say ‘I Just Move It To The Side When I Pee’

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The Pink Canoe

6 Work-From-Home Tips From Jack Torrance

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Slackjaw

How to Pretend You Aren’t Vaccinated so You Don’t Have to Do Stuff

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Reductress

REPORT: Woman Taking High Shower Just Lives There Now

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Reductress

Dead Leaves More Ominous This Year

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Reductress

Sleep Paralysis Demon Not Loving the Most Recent Bedroom Renovations You Made

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Reductress

Bold! This Recipe Assumes You Have Tarragon

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Reductress

How I Finally Proved I Was a ‘Chill Girl’ by Moving Into an Airstream (And You Can Too!)

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Sally Mag

How To Enjoy ‘WAP’ Even Though Your Antidepressant Gives You ‘DAP’

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Reductress

Adorbs! The 7 Cutest Celebrity Babies That Will Amass More Wealth In A Month Than You Will In Your Entire Life 

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FlexxMag

Mamma Mia! This Woman Used the Grease From Her Quarantine Hair to Make a Gorgeous Margherita Pizza

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Reductress

How to Assert Your Dominance Over Gen Z by Turning Your Side Part Into a Full Combover

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Reductress

Woman Flicking Boogers Around Apartment as If She Doesn’t Own Every Piece of Furniture in It

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Reductress

The 7 Bridesmaids You’ll Definitely Have at Your Wedding

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Little Old Lady Comedy

Low-Rise Jean War I & War II Survivor Speaks Out

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